• 30 Oct

    Blog: Barely Political

    My campaign is not ‘imploding’, it’s merely hypernoving

    So over at Donklephant, they’re making a whooping and a hollering about Nelson Warfield leaving my campaign cause he was upset about my lack of effort in media affairs. Excuse my cussing but gladiolas! Nelson should have done a little research before taking the job! Leaving Big Freddie for lack of

  • 29 Oct

    Blog: Barely Political

    Medical Marijuana

    I just found out that although it’s legal to use medical marijuana in California it can’t be taken across the state line. That would be fine if my glaucoma only affected me within the borders of California, but unfortunately that’s not how debilitating illnesses work. And what about my grand

  • 26 Oct

    Blog: Barely Political

    The Politics of Threesomes … Left, Right, and Center

    They say that politics makes strange bedfellows and I’m setting out to prove that cliché true. One of my many life goals is to get a hot, liberal, politically active New York intellectual to get it on with an uptight, small town girl conservative, and have myself be the bridge that connects red s

  • 25 Oct

    Blog: Barely Political

    Presidential Pets

    How come we don't seem to talk about these integral parts of political families until after they're already pooping on the White House lawn? I tried to research just how the candidates stack up in the animal department and was left disappointed. There is a serious lack of information on potential e

  • 22 Oct

    Blog: Barely Political

    Birth Control for Adolescents

    I just learned that a middle school in Portland, Maine has decided to give birth control to its students and am both shocked and appalled. What kind of message does this send to children? That you can fuck like a bunch of sex-starved rabbits without any consequences whatsoever? Sure, when I was a

  • 19 Oct

    Blog: Barely Political

    Capital Punishment for Juveniles

    There’s been a great deal of debate surrounding the fact that the United States is the only developed nation that sentences juveniles to life imprisonment. Personally, I feel this is an unduly harsh punishment. Children under the age of 18 are not fully developed and therefore do not completel

  • 17 Oct

    Blog: Barely Political

    What's wrong with Feminism?

    What's so wrong with feminism? A new study claims that unflattering stereotypes of feminists are actually unsupported. Shocking! I wish I would have known this when I was first birthing my feminist ideals. When I became pro-choice, I thought I wasn't allowed to shave anymore. O man, we [the ladies]

  • 16 Oct

    Blog: Barely Political

    A hooker under every pot

    10/16/07 10:23 AM EST | New York I was forced to give a speech in Giuliani 911’s hometown ‘cause I wasn’t lucky enough to have no building fall on me. To bone up, I read the papers. Damn that Bucky Katt’s a Christer. My newsboy Todd Harris found an article where Giuliani said New York

  • 16 Oct

    Blog: Barely Political

    Comparing the 2008 candidates to cold cuts

    It’s been well-documented that every four years, the Presidential election campaign has moved earlier and earlier. Back in the day, a week before the election, someone was just, like, “Oh, shit, Election Day is next week!” and then hurriedly threw together a debate or two before America decid

  • 16 Oct

    Blog: Barely Political

    A Winning Pair for 2008

    I’ve decided who I’m voting for for president. Fred Thompson. No question. Now, I’m not voting for him for his straight talk. or for his clean background. Nor his down to earth manner. Although these are all praise worthy atributes. No, I’m voting for Fred dalton Thompson for one clear c