• 04 Nov

    Blog: Barely Political

    Palin Loses Another Election

     Hey, lookey here.  The candidate who Sarah Palin canonized via facebook (seriously) has lost.  A Republican loss, you ask?  NO actually, Doug Hoffman was a third-party "Conservative" candidate who, among other things, would despise pregnant, unmarried, daughters.  Just saying.

  • 04 Nov

    Blog: Barely Political

    New Jersey is SAVED

     Thank (that one specific non-Biblical interpretation of) God!  A REPUBLICAN is now governor or New Jersey.  Luckily, he's a stereotypical fat white drunk privileged guy!  Be sure to watch Jersey become the long-awaited heaven of perfection and Palin-values we all crossed our fingers for.  Just

  • 03 Nov

    Blog: Barely Political

    BARACK IS BULIMIC OMJESUS

    Matt Fudge is FED UP with this Barack "Pro-Ana" Hussein. Why's he so thin?? Huh? ""No, he's not chain smoking," claims an insider." Oh brother. Hey, look Matt Pudge, I can do that too: "Matt Drudge's rectum was not ruptured by coitus with a stallion" claims an insider. Who knows what happe

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