• 30 Jun

    Blog: Barely Political

    News other than MJ this weekend?

    There is really nothing left to say after the weekend long mourning/celebration of Michael Jackson's life...whether you loved him or thought he was a freak of nature. The media's coverage would've implied that it was the Pope that had passed away instead. However inconsiderate, other news did contin

  • 29 Jun

    Blog: Barely Political

    "A Party of Sinners"

    As most of the ladies reading this already know, I do awesome and rad things all the time.  For instance, yesterday morning I watched Meet The Press alone in my underwear while eating cold hotdogs for breakfast.  . . . Like I do every weekend.I was excited for the panel discussion segment to begin

  • 28 Jun

    Blog: Barely Political

    The John Edwards Sex Tape

    According to a former Edwards aide, such a tape actually exists.   After learning of the tape, the aide did what ever sensible America would do: kept quiet about it got a book deal.  Hey John, if you're reading this and are thinking about releasing the tape, I've got some title ideas:Debbie Does

  • 24 Jun

    Blog: Barely Political

    Mark Sanford Argentina PICTURES!

    Barely Political brings you this WORLD FIRST picture of Mark Sanford sexing it up with his Argentinian mistress:Oh wait, that's John McCain when he was in the Naval Academy, sorry. :( But WAIT. John McCain did the exact same thing Mark Sanford did this week, only 40 years ago!! I have Wonkette's fan

  • 23 Jun

    Blog: Barely Political

    The Most Important Political GIF Ever

      He lost the election, but, "my friends," this .gif makes him president of something much bigger than America: THE INTERNET.

  • 23 Jun

    Blog: Barely Political

    Summer must-see movies

    This summer's Inglorious Basterd's and Bruno are two movies whose political overtones are sure to shock... and I absolutely can't wait to see either of them. From Tarantino we can expect the usual explicit violence and gore, as Nazis experience some reciprocity when a group of American Jews decide t

  • 23 Jun

    Blog: Barely Political

    Let's All Go To Mexico!

    Oh brother.  Here's a headline from right-wing wiki, Conservapedia.com AKA the best website on the www run entirely by a sad grandpa: Oh noes! Young people are going to be "tooting" things in Mexico soon!  Does this mean they'll be playing little horns or that they'll be farting?  (*crosses finge

  • 23 Jun

    Blog: Barely Political

    America: Back to Basics

    As we continue to take content that is not ours -- The Onion explains why Obama must replace his measures for achieving drastic change with itty bitty baby steps.  

  • 22 Jun

    Blog: Barely Political

    Cash 4 Gold 4 US Treasury

    The Onion reports on the Whitehouse's genius new plan to pay off it's trillion national debt...   US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com

  • 17 Jun

    Blog: Barely Political

    Megan Fox Explains American Politics

    Hmm . . . I'm learning a lot, but I might need to come in for extra credit. Also, there WILL be a test, and it WILL involve Jessica Alba and number 2 pencils. [Read more about this picture here]

  • 17 Jun

    Blog: Barely Political

    Lindsay Lohan Topless

    Oh look, people are dying in Ira -- whaaaat?!  Lindsay's tweeting nekid pics?! OMG fart fart.Apparently Fox News re-thought their front-page "Is Lindsay Going to Hell?" story from earlier this morning and replaced it (thankfully) with something more insightful.  Seriously, check it out.How dare Fo

  • 16 Jun

    Blog: Barely Political

    Glenn Beck Crying

    Want some french cries with that Whaambuger?  Or perhaps a glass of whine and a sob-marine sandwich?Jill Greenberg took these photos; the one of Beck is new, and for GQ!  She also took the picture of John McCain below. Why do republicans still allow this woman to photograph them?  [via]

  • 16 Jun

    Blog: Barely Political

    Ahmadinejad vs. Twitter

    Like all good leaders, Iran's ruling government has limited all bandwidth out of the country because of these election shenanigans.  Presumably they're doing this to keep pictures and video of protests and violence from reaching the outside media.  Except here's the problem: tweets are still going

  • 16 Jun

    Blog: Barely Political

    Fox News Cares About Lindsay's Soul :)

    This is actually  what's on FoxNews.com right now: They're all really important and completely not trashing stories.  I also appreciate that unlike other "real" news networks, Fox doesn't just come out and tell me Lindsay Lohan's afterlife plans.  They let me decide. I really hope God reads FoxNe

  • 16 Jun

    Blog: Barely Political

    Bristol Palin Graduates

    Looks like Bristol finally got her fancy degree in Trig-onometry or whatever.  Sounds like she's on the right Track; Will-ow she be drawn by the Piper at the gate of opportunity and will other paths Palin comparison? Or will she Levi those choices and keep pushing abstinence with her rally cry SaRA

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