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30 Jul
Blog: Barely Political
Glenn Beck Serves Beer to Children
Here's Glenn Beck satarizing not understanding Obama's plan to share beers with a cop and a professor. The very fact that Glenn's beer summit involves a kid who wants "nougat" for breakfast is proof that no one under the age of 97 is writing for his show.
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28 Jul
Blog: Barely Political
Sarah Palin Shat on
William Shatner blessed Sarah Palin's speech writer with a reading on Conan last night. Hilarious -- check it out:
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21 Jul
Blog: Barely Political
Romanian Mayor receives fashion tips from Prince Harry
Inspired by Tom Cruise's horrible performance in last year's Valkyrie, Romanian Mayor of Constata city, Radu Mazare, dressed in a Nazi uniform to a fashion show on sunday night. Seriously, he's stating that as his rationalization -- he must've really enjoyed the film. Feels like deja vu...but Rom
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14 Jul
Blog: Barely Political
If Only President Bush Had Gotten A Blow Job
People, if a pundit uses the word "blow job" on national television and Barely Political doesn't report it, then frankly, we're simply not doing our job. Though it is pretty hilarious to hear a woman shout BJ on MSNBC her point is valid and not said enough. It's insane that we spent millions of
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13 Jul
Blog: Barely Political
Levi Song
Here at Barely Political we never do exact song parodies like say, “Eat It” by Weird Al or “Brohemian Rhapsody” by the guys at College Humor. I wish I could say it was because we find writing original songs more challenging, and artistically satisfying, but that would be pretentious, and a
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10 Jul
Blog: Barely Political
Floating Nuclear Power Plants
So Russia is in the process of building a floating nuclear power plant. Sounds like a good idea to me. I mean, what could possibly go wrong? It's not like Russia has a history of horrible nuclear disasters or anything. I'm sure years down the line we'll all look back at the silly naysayers a
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10 Jul
Blog: Barely Political
Obama Checking out a Booty?
. . . okay, maybe not. But dang, Sarkozy. Take a picture it'll last longer :D
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10 Jul
Blog: Barely Political
Levi: Palin Resigned for the Money
Levi Johnston, the emerging hero of act IV in Palin's tragicomic goof-troupe circus of vicitimization, has come forward and set the record straight. Why'd Palin suddenly resign? Here's Levi's money quote (haha, get it?):"She had talked about how nice it would be to take some of this money people h
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09 Jul
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Obama Girl on the Reel Good Show
Barely Political's very own Obama Girl was the debut guest on Bobby Miller's new and great Reel Good Show. I highly reccomend you give it watch . . . and I DARE you to hold back tears during their "cry off":
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09 Jul
Blog: Barely Political
Greenpeace Pwns Rushmore
Here's Barack Obama, NUZZLING up with Honest Abe, whispering sweet nothings into his ear while they SPOON and do nothing to stop global warming. Greenpeace brought these lovers together yesterday morning in a feat that was so dangerous (high winds) that the authorities are still unable to remove th
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08 Jul
Blog: Barely Political
Pope Disagrees With Gordon Gekko
That wacky Pope of ours is at it again. Pope Benedict has denounced what he's called our "profit at all costs mentality" and has called for a "New World Financial Order." "Greed has brought about the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression," said the man in the jewel-encrusted hat. Y
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07 Jul
Blog: Barely Political
Sarah Palin is the new Michael Jackson
First off, let me make clear that I'm not comparing Sarah Palin to the multi-talented singer/songwriter/performer that gave us Off the Wall and Thriller. I'm comparing her to the Michael Jackson of the past two decades: the eccentric, tragic figure that we were never able to turn away from. He s
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07 Jul
Blog: Barely Political
Sarah Palin: Then vs. Now
Oh look, here's caribou super model and GOP Quitter-in-Chief Sarah Palin back in August, saying that Hillary Clinton should stop whining. In this clip, the 'cuda articulates stumbles through an explanation of why attacks on you and your family are not a basis for complaining, victimizing yourself,
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06 Jul
Blog: Barely Political
Peace out Palin...for now
Sarah Palin continues to behave bizarrely and surprise America, announcing her resignation from Governor of Alaska last friday. She continued, saying she will not seek a second term. The news appeared out of the blue, but is probably all part of some calcuated move to pursue her political ambitions.