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31 Aug
Blog: Barely Political
Stay Classy, Carrie Prejean
Oh hey, remember that inarticulate puppet of the Right? No, not that one. The one who couldn't answer a simple question, and then blamed it all on the gays? Well, in a move that will *FINALLY* bring just desserts to those hateful pageant people who bought her new breasts, Prejean has filed suit wi
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19 Aug
Blog: Barely Political
America's Fattest Failure Makes Gay Joke!
Oh look! Remember Rush Limbaugh, the bloated virgin who took so many illegal drugs that he LOST HIS HEARING? Turns out that in a desperate attempt to stay controversial he made a gay joke about American hero Barney Frank. HAHA, Frank is gay so he must spend a lot of time around Uranus, ROFLCO
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18 Aug
Blog: Barely Political
Raptor Obama Smells Prey . . .
Wounded infants are the most delicious. TRUST ME. [White House Flickr]
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14 Aug
Blog: Barely Political
Israel's Little Mermaid
Let the photoshopping begin! There's a sweet new million dollar reward for anyone who produces photographs of the supposed mermaid near Isreal. And, oh hey look, I found her. I also just created world peace. You're Welcome.
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09 Aug
Blog: Barely Political
Yes We Cannabis
Courtesy of this year's National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML). By my count, Obama's duo of iconic posters just became a trio.
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08 Aug
Blog: Barely Political
Fox News not Even Removing Watermarks Now
Usually when a mouth-breathing basment-dweller steals someone else's work, he or she at least takes some time to remove any watermarks. Not Fox News, though! This screencap from Fox News' fatter, angrier twin, FoxNation.com, shows internet literacy at it's lowest:See those white lines coming in
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06 Aug
Blog: Barely Political
Nazi added to list of things Obama is to old white people
Rush Limbaugh thinks the Obama administration's new health care logo (which includes wings and a circle) looks like a Nazi symbol. Here are some other symbols that have wings and circles:(Via BuzzFeed) The new logo: New logo closeup: Some Nazi symbol: Some other Nazi symbol: US Marine Corps
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05 Aug
Blog: Barely Political
Second Obama Birth Certificate Surfaces: He's Muslim.
08/06/09 UPDATE: Make your very own birth cirtificate here: http://kenyanbirthcertificategenerator.com/ I knew it, I knew it, I KNEW it!!
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03 Aug
Blog: Barely Political
Old White People Gone Wild!
ZOMG! America elected a president who is . . . different looking! He's not really doing anything out of the ordinary, but old white retired people are FREAKING OUT!! Today's quiz: which one of these is a parody? Bet you can't tell :( Angry Obama Birther - watch more funny videos
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03 Aug
Blog: Barely Political
Bill Maher: Afterthoughts on Beer Summit
Bill Maher phoned in on "Way Too Early with Willie Geist" Friday morning to share his wisdom and wit regarding Obama's brofest with Henry Louis Gates and Cambridge police Sgt. James Crowley. He touches upon the media's unproportional coverage of the story (what else is new) and individuals' unconcio
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02 Aug
Blog: Barely Political
Peggy Noonan and I Have the Same Taste in Women
Careful, @peggynoonannyc; I called dibs first and you know it.
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01 Aug
Blog: Barely Political
Glenn Beck Visits CARS.GOV
Here's another treat for you Beck-heads out there. In this insanely long clip (4 minutes is 7 years in Internet time) Glenn Beck warns his audience that Cars.gov will take over their computers and spy on their secret cat screen-savers and MS Solitaire high scores. OMG! Be afraid, BUY THIS, and hun
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