Oh brother.  Here's a headline from right-wing wiki, Conservapedia.com AKA the best website on the www run entirely by a sad grandpa:

Oh noes! Young people are going to be "tooting" things in Mexico soon!  Does this mean they'll be playing little horns or that they'll be farting?  (*crosses fingers, hopes it's both*)

I say we freak out these squares and head to Mexico for a little bit of this toot -- or as they say south of the border, "la toota."  Mmmm, old people slang.