Here's Barack Obama, NUZZLING up with Honest Abe, whispering sweet nothings into his ear while they SPOON and do nothing to stop global warming. Greenpeace brought these lovers together yesterday morning in a feat that was so dangerous (high winds) that the authorities are still unable to remove the banner.

So it looks like these are your options, America. If you want to protest in this country you have two choices: join the young strapping 20-somethings who repel down mountains in the name of preserving the Earth, or fart around in lawn chairs with the 70-year-old teabaggers who want only two things: no coloreds in the white house and free Denny's on their birthday. Your choice.

Seriously, though, you have to watch the video of the banner going up: