Here's another treat for you Beck-heads out there.  In this insanely long clip (4 minutes is 7 years in Internet time) Glenn Beck warns his audience that Cars.gov will take over their computers and spy on their secret cat screen-savers and MS Solitaire high scores. OMG! Be afraid, BUY THIS, and hunker down because this stuff never happens any where else online.  EVER. 

Two things to ignore: (1) that this only happens when a registered dealer initiates a data transfer with the US government (no, seriously, go to cars.gov and TRY to get the same message Glenn does) and (2) that the girl in this clip is unnecessarily hot.