Barely Political
America's Fattest Failure Makes Gay Joke!

Oh look! Remember Rush Limbaugh, the bloated virgin who took so many illegal drugs that he LOST HIS HEARING? Turns out that in a desperate attempt to stay controversial he made a gay joke about American hero Barney Frank. HAHA, Frank is gay so he must spend a lot of time around Uranus, ROFLCOPTER!
Hey Rush, here's a protip: next time you make a planet joke, be sure you aren't the size of a planet. By the way, I heard that Rush spends most of his days hanging around Jupiter . . . the GAS GIANT!!!
See? I can be an unfunny basement dweller too. Has this man run out of poor people to insult or what? Someone get him an uneduacated racist, stat! He's going to starve!!!!
Michael Stevens
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