Barely Political
Stay Classy, Carrie Prejean

Oh hey, remember that inarticulate puppet of the Right? No, not that one. The one who couldn't answer a simple question, and then blamed it all on the gays?
Well, in a move that will *FINALLY* bring just desserts to those hateful pageant people who bought her new breasts, Prejean has filed suit with the Miss America pageant, saying that they discriminated against her based on religion. Of course, stating an opinion and then exaggerating that opinion when pressured by and offered a job at Fox News isn't a religion -- BUT, whatevs. She will run for president in 2012. The end.
Michael Stevens
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