I was forced to give a speech in Giuliani 911’s hometown ‘cause I wasn’t lucky enough to have no building fall on me.

To bone up, I read the papers. Damn that Bucky Katt’s a Christer.

My newsboy Todd Harris found an article where Giuliani said New York was depressed and devastated” when he became Mayor. That’s just how Lawrenceburg was after the whores were run out of town for burnin’ down the Piggly-Wiggly.

The paper quoted Giuliani:

I got elected and re-elected honestly not because the people of New York City agreed with my ideas.

I know he ain’t no real conservative, and I realized what New Yorkers wanted. More criminals, more welfare recipients, a hooker under every pot, and four more years of A-Rod.

When I finished my speech I didn’t ask for applause. I looked out on crooks holding up whores for their welfare cheeks. The pride of knowing Big Freddie had brought conservative politics to the Big Apple was better than any applause.

Courtesy of Newsgroper