I just learned that a middle school in Portland, Maine has decided to give birth control to its students and am both shocked and appalled. What kind of message does this send to children? That you can fuck like a bunch of sex-starved rabbits without any consequences whatsoever? Sure, when I was a 14 year-old girl I ducked under the bleachers a couple times a week for a quickie. I was passed around by the football team like a beanbag with a hole in it and let the baseball players line up for fifty-cent blow jobs, but there were consequences for my actions. I had twelve kids, half of which I couldn't tell you who the fathers were. After that twelfth child though, I learned my lesson. No more fucking anonymous men, women and/or animals until after menopause. If these children are given contraceptives and birth control they’re just going to end up having incredibly rich and fulfilling sex lives without experiencing any of the horrible outcomes that I had to deal with as an immoral, teenage whore. I think we can all agree that none of us want to see that happen.