Listen Hillary, He's Just Not That Into You Being President

Right now, Hillary Clinton is the frontrunner among the Democratic presidential candidates. This is fine, but I know where this is headed. I know that Hillary presently has a lot of men supporting her, but I have spoken to a number of them and they are starting to get cold feet about committing to a female president for four whole years.
I mean, let’s face it guys, the idea of a female in the White House is kind of new and exciting, but pretty soon the natural male instinct is bound to kick in and we will start to yearn for a new chick in the White House. Hillary’s numbers reflect a pattern with males. At first they fall head over heels for some new confident female presidential candidate that they feel finally understands them, but soon that initial euphoria wears off. Then they feel that they’re stuck in a boring presidency with a woman who never sleeps with them, and is taking all their money with tax hikes.
I was talking to a male friend of mine who foolishly rushed into a commitment to Hillary’s campaign and it’s clear that he’s having second thoughts.
“I mean she just won’t stop trying to get me to vote for her. I mean, I like her and all, but relax. It’s like all she ever talks about is getting elected. Her campaign office emails me like twice a day and I never respond. Get the message already. I’m just not that into you being President. I need my space. Plus she’s kinda old.”
I know how men think since I am one. I know that come Election Day men are not going to vote for a female candidate that they feel is smothering them and not putting out.





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