Smoking Gun: Emperor's Club

HuffPo: All About Spitzer's Lady of the Night, et al. 

As the media digresses into a frenzy of why-men-cheat stories, Monicagate comparisons (any excuse to bring up that bitch, huh?), and specials all about hookers, there remains part of this mystery unsolved.

The women of "Emperor Club VIP" were rated and priced according the little cartoon diamonds next to their picture. I must, must know how these women were rated. Was it according to kinkiness? Was it just up to the skeevy guy who created it? Or was it due to those nifty customer feedback forms the girls had been handing out post coitus? 

And why is the range only from 3 to 7? Is that some sort of secret lady-of-the-night numerology? I, like the rest of the nation, remain fascinated.

Alas, we may never know...unless one of these ho's wants to call TMZ! (DO IT, skank)

Don't get me wrong, "escorts", I'm actually very sex-positive in real life. I just really wanna know how many diamonds I'd be and I really like all the different words for whore. Nothing personal.