03 September 2008

McCain's Base Threatened by Third Party Spoiler

By: Devon Branch

In this report from the OnionNewsNetwork, an "old, grizzled" third party candidate may take votes away from John McCain. He's a loud, angry mountain man with a peg leg, and he might just be your next president.

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